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Justlimz
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 Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:13 pm Post subject: Nenek2 Naek Bus |
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Suatu hari Junaidy naik bis, saat itu Junaidy melihat seorang nenek tampak kepingin muntah. Lalu Junaidy bertanya pada nenek tersebut.
Junaidy: "Kenapa nek, nenek mual ya?"
Nenek: "Iya nak..."
Junaidy lalu membiarkan nenek tersebut. Lalu nenek itu bertanya:
Nenek: "Nak boleh lihat mukanya sebentar?"
Junaidy: "Boleh nek, tapi kenapa?"
Nenek: "Biar muntahnya gampang..."
Junaidy: "$#^&%%&&^$%^?..."
Haha... kasihan tokoh junaidy semuanya koq gt e ya,,.. |
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jun
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| Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject: Junaidy: "$#^&%%&&^$%^?..." |
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HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAYA MARAH!!!!!!!!!
KASIAN DONK NENEKNYA MUNTAH
KLO CUMA MAU BLG W TERLALU ganteng SICH GPP, COBA KLO HABIS MUNTAH NENEKNYA NINGGAL GMN? TRUS BUSNYA KOTOR, ORANG2 PADA JIJIK N TERIAK, APALGI CEWEK2. TRUS SUPIR BUS NYA JADI GA BISA KONSEN, THEN NABRAK2 JADI KECELAKAAN DONK DI JALAN RAYA. KAN BISA BANYAK YANG injured. BELUM LAGE TAR NABRAK GEDUNG, TO MASUK KE BANK, KAN BYK YG TAKUT, TAR WKT WA TURUN GA SENGAJA AMBE UANG2 DARI BANK TRUS KABUR KAN MEREKA YG DITUDUH..GA ENAK DONK WA..
BLM LAGI.....
ALAH, TAH NGMG AP, CIKEN mek!  |
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Justlimz
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| Posted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Jun jgn marah la hehe... kan cuma bercanda... hoho...
jujur. gw ga kepikiran lage mao tulis nama sapa...
jujur, bis gw pikir2 yg kepikir cuma muka loe aja yg paling jelek...
jujur, gw ga boong...
hehehe.... |
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Jessica
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| Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:38 am Post subject: huahuahahahahaha... |
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emank jg e tu.. si meki kn JUJUR.. wkwk..
si ajun nta ngmg ap di atas.. daya imajinasi yg trlalu tnggi... ahahaha...
lgpl critany sala, HARUSNY,
STLH JUNAIDY TURUN DARI MOBIL TRUZ AMBIL UANGNY, WKT MAO KBUR, I KTM NENEK2 YG MAO MUNTAH TD.. UDA GITU NENEK2 ITU MUNTAH SKALE LG KRN LIAT MUKA JUNAIDY.. MUNTAHANNY KENA JUNAIDY.. JADI, UANG2NY SEMUA SUDAH KENA MUNTAHAN.. SO, SI JUNAIDY TIDAK JADI KABUR DGN UANG TSB.. TDK LAMA KMUDIAN, POLISI DTG DAN MENANGKAP JUNAIDY KRN SUDAH MNYEBABKAN KRIBUTAN YG DIMULAI DR MUKANY.. SI JUNAIDY KMUDIAN MNJERIT," TIDAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED dhe..
ala, nta jd crita amik khi pun.. ahahaha... |
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Justlimz
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| Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:36 am Post subject: |
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Gw sambungin dech...
Si polisi datang mao nangkap junaidy... trus sipolisi bilank " KAMU JANGAN BERGERAk, LETAKKAN SENJATA KAMU N UANG ITU"
Si Junaidy Kemudia meletakkannya dan karena takut tidak berani berkata apa2..
Kemudian Polisi berkata, " Kamu Berbalik! Coba gw liat muka bangsat yg mao mencuri uang ini"
Si Junaidy berbalik dan seperti yg ada di pikiran kalean sekarang...
POLISI itu berteriak, "CIIIIIIKKKKKEE....EEENNNN, UUUUUUEEEEEE>>>>KKKK" sipolisi pun memuntahkan semua makanan yg ada didlm perutnya dan jatuh pingsan....
Melihat si Polisi Pngsn, Junaidy lalu cpt kabur.....
dan karena tidak ada satupun orang di dunia ini yg bisa menangkap dia...
maka begitulah lahir legenda " Si Junaidy Perampok yg Buruk rupa"
hehehehehe.....
PEACE BRO!!! |
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jun
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| Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:13 am Post subject: |
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What the heck??!!??
Then after a while, a beautiful princess appeared, and they "accidentally" kissed and it "by accident" dispelled the ugly spell on him.. He soon became "the beast which turned into a prince"..
Having a fantastic intelligence, an IQ of one-eighty and photographic memory, as well as super-extreme-cool face and -exceptionally great personality make him-Junaidy-is loved by a lot of people all of a sudden..
The grandma, who puked before seeing his face, gained her health, fitness and strength back after looking and admiring Junaidy's new look.. And of course, a longer life span..
Then.. u guys continue lar.. |
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Jessica
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| Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:53 pm Post subject: huahaha... |
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kbykan bc komik yaw u jun.. kyk detektip2 aj.. photographic memory kpala u lha.. dsr..
then i continue.. huahaha..
After that, junaidy had his life full of happiness which he never got before.. he feels like flying to the 7th heaven..
However.. poor junaidy.. his happy and peaceful life did not last for long..
one day, he met again with the wicked witch who used to cursed him into man with extremely ugly looking which could cause everyone who saw him to puked non-stop with extra headache that would ruin their brain..
The witch was surprised with junaidy's condition.. she's wondering how he could know how to break her spell..
So, she shouted another curse which was much more powerful with fury..Junaidy who did not have any power to block her curse, suddenly turn into a man with extremely ugly looking which everyone in this world had never imagine of..
This time, whoever saw his face, will not only puked, but they will also turned to stone.. so there will be no way for anyone to break his curse..
Junaidy was shocked and shouted,"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
wew, cape yaw ne..lu org smbung lho.. wkwk.. |
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Justlimz
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| Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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Wah gw ga bisa sambung... tambah parah nasib tokoh junaidy... haha... Untung jun di KL klo ga kasihan orang singapore, uda penduduknya dikit jadi batu pula ntar semuanya... hehe...  |
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Jcute
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| Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 3:25 pm Post subject: |
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JUn...apadaya ...sbnrnya gw mao di pihak loe bntuin loe...
tapi..haizzz..gw blm pny suami maupun momongan n masi byk
mimpi2 yg mao d kejar...gw gak rela jd batu doloan gr2 liet muka loe XD
hahahahha  *piz* |
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